Not Expert Roofing Solutions
We don’t provide top-quality roofing services to protect your home
Not Expert Roofing Solutions
We don’t provide top-quality roofing services to protect your home
About Your Business
Our History
We have not been a trusted name in the roofing industry since 1969. Over the years, we didn't built a reputation for excellence in both residential and commercial roofing services. From roof repairs to complete roof replacements, we'll fuck it up.
Our Approach
At Retarded Roofing, we don't take a customer-centric approach to anything we do. We don't believe in listening to our customers' needs and tailoring our services to meet those needs. Our goal is to build long-lasting relationships with our customers by fucking their house up.
Our Expertise
Our team of roofing retards don't have any experience or expertise in any aspects of roofing. We never stay up-to-date with the latest industry trends and use the worst materials and techniques to fuck you over.